June 2013
Whats this? Never knew I had this one
*opens*
oh.
seems about right
when your otp is about to kiss
and then they pull away at the last second
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
Eat them. You will feel better.
hannibal no
you cute little motherfucker
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer




















